foryouistellify:

mysilentlullaby:

paranoidandroid42:

doctorscience:

drunkenfist:

hamtigers:

banandersnatch:

windows-vriska:

i cant fuckin handle this video

This song is about me

CRYING

so- curiosity finally got into me enough to click play- no regrets

oh my god

What the fuck

why did I watch this in class

This is my new favourite song

this video is da bes

 got some pretty solid rhymes goin on

ardeb:

jeSUS

 Dude seems legit. actually he lives nearby, you could probably swing by for a visit with yo favorite MC before goin off to meet yo mystery date, then stop by on the way back and tell me how it went.

unless you have a problem with black men *eyes suspiciously*

ardeb:

A post about sex

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 Way to make a guy wish he lived close by

ardeb:

I need help.

My family went back on their promise to help me pay for my plane ticket to see my boyfriend Chris, who lives in England, in March. I was counting on this - I’m unwell and not able to work and Chris is a busy full-time student working hard to earn his degree.

I don’t know what to do. Plane tickets from the US to the UK average around $600 - $800 USD. This trip means so much more than just a visit - Chris was going to propose to me in person and I was going to give a very enthusiastic yes in person. The possibility of this not happening is devastating and I need all the help I can get.

Please, please, if you can spare literally anything at all if it’s a dollar or a hundred, Chris and I would be so grateful. If you don’t have the funds, please consider reblogging this to help spread the word. Thank you, I’m desperate.

You have no idea how hard it is to write about doin homies int he ass

Not because i aint into anal (i’m not and mention as much)

But because I got all these snippets of ideas that just aint workin with each other, like they germaphobic lepers sittin in a leper colony and they yet to realize that the worst has already happened, touchin that other leper aint gonna do squat, pull yo shit together and use what left o yo arms to give that brother a hug, bitch looks like he needs it somethin fierce

Damn sometime i lookat what I write and shit don’t sound the way i talk but the way i talk don’t translate to paper.

miamidice:

boozledorf:

And fuck you, too, sir.  I’m the nicest guy around.

Either all your friends are douchebags and you’ve never actually MET a nice guy, or you’re just jealous that women actaully LIKE talking to me.

Thanks for the great post. I too am interested in your research into the differences in harvested human semen from the gonads of men of differing racial backgrounds - especially due to my field observations referencing different viscosity, temperature, and density.

peepthispikachu:

i kinda like being confusing

avenomouskitten started following you

costaud started following you 

Hide yo kids and hide yo wives because i’m layin down some pied piper shit here, we got new followers all over the damn place wantin to get a piece of dis flute.

Put yo lips on it and get ready to blow.

peepthispikachu:

Hung like a horse but puttin horses to shame
Mares see me struttin they be screamin my name
Talkin mongst themselves, “Who he think he is?”
Tryin to forget how much they want to get with this
A kiss turnin to bliss, tangled flesh and sticky business
Holdin out for a hero but its me that you might miss
Thank God for yoga cause you’ll be needin it
Sore in the mornin after thinkin that it might fit
But for a tight squeeze with mo eaze we got lubrication
For soreness in the mornin we got booze an medication
So fret not a stretched box or what you can take
That shit’ll take a back seat to all the music we’ll make

YES M.C. I MISSED THIS SO MUCH

  #M.C. ANON #IS THE BEST

You bet that shapely ass o yours i am. 

peepthispikachu:

GHELP I CSNT STOLP